nsfw

nsfw
1. (NSFW) (4044↑, 352↓)
Not Safe For Work. Used to describe Internet content generally inappropriate for the typical workplace, i.e., would not be acceptable in the presence of your boss and colleagues (as opposed to SFW, Safe For Work).
Author: The Internet http://nsfw.urbanup.com/248838
2. (nsfw) (1184↑, 588↓)
Acronym: Not Suitable For Work. Used when posting a link to a site of dubious merit which could cause embarrassment/P45 if linked to while using the Internet at work

Check this out\! (note: NSFW) Link: Ass-fucking pigs

3. (NSFW) (830↑, 309↓)
Not Safe For Work, used to refer to documents that would probably get you fired if you were looking at them on worktime. Usually R rated or higher.

Warning: This icture is NSFW.

4. (nsfw) (407↑, 214↓)
An abbreviation meaning "Not Safe For Work," used as a warning tag for overpaid workers who can browse the internet at work just as long as it doesn't involve swearing or nudity.

Tim got fired for looking at NSFW barnyard porn on the job and not alt-tabbing to his online gambling site fast enough when the boss came around to socialize about the game last night.

5. (NSFW) (280↑, 143↓)
Not safe for work You should never open the file at work if it has 'nsfw' in the name

dam bro her videos are nsfw

6. (NSFW) (95↑, 48↓)
Not Safe For Work

This website is kinda [NSFW]

7. (NSFW) (59↑, 31↓)
Not Safe For Work - internet slang, abbreviation usually used to describe sexually explicit content.

www.example.sk/porn (NSFW)

8. (nsfw) (29↑, 14↓)
not safe for work usually used in reference to pornography on internet blogs

Dude 1: Dude, she is hot\! Look at this picture\! Dude 2: That is totally not safe for work, get it off before we get fired\! it even says nsfw at the bottom, idiot.

9. (NSFW) (18↑, 3↓)
Any content or material that is deemed not appropriate for work. Not safe for work.

WTF, mate. Brittany Fleit is NSFW.

Author: gobbleturkeygobble http://nsfw.urbanup.com/5641513
10. (NSFW) (31↑, 24↓)
Nipple-sucking farm workers.

Because working the fields can get awfully boring without some NSFW.

11. (NSFW) (9↑, 1↓)
Abbreviation used in names of websites/videos/images ect to denote that it wouldn't be safe to view such content at work.

barnyardbabes.com (NSFW)

12. (NSFW) (5↑, 0↓)
Any content or material that is deemed not appropriate for work. Not safe for work.

Dan Quintero is the epitome of NSFW.

Author: ribbitribbitfrog http://nsfw.urbanup.com/5826656
13. (nsfw) (5↑, 1↓)
Now Show Friends and Workmates - a suggestion that the viewer draw the attention of friends and/or workmates to their computer screen before following a link or viewing further content. This indicates that the following content is interesting, informative or inspiring, usually in such a way that it will get the viewer promoted and increase workplace productivity. No, seriously, this shit will get you fired.

EncyclopediaDramatica is NSFW

14. (NSFW) (13↑, 20↓)
Warning used on the web that the link contains "Naughty Sexy Fucking Whores", aka porn. Also more commonly known as "Not Safe For Work"

Anonymous: NSFW *link* User: Ah, it's pr0n.

15. (NSFW) (28↑, 70↓)
1) Not Safe For Work 2) Not Suitable For Whiners

This image is NSFW; boss had better not catch you\! This image is NSFW; don't look at it if you know you're going to make a huge deal out of it.

16. (NSFW) (63↑, 111↓)
Now Show Friends and Workmates. You've had to look at this filth, why shouldn't they?

Here's a link to [goatse] disguised as a pie commercial (nsfw).

17. (NSFW) (17↑, 70↓)
Not suitable for women. Used for websites that will piss off your women if you're caught looking at it, and will result in sleeping on the couch.

Dude A: My wife caught me looking at websites NSFW. Dude B: Then I take it you haven't gotten laid in a while.

Author: Doghouse2304 http://nsfw.urbanup.com/4805163
18. (nsfw) (15↑, 78↓)
Encrypted word just to hide another word, [porn]

in work: look that new nsfw's i've downloaded\!

19. (NSFW) (151↑, 249↓)
Not Safe For Work 'Nuff said.

NSFW, retard. If you need an example I'm surprised you could navigate to this site.

Author: 15, the Golden Age\! http://nsfw.urbanup.com/2004953
20. (nsfw) (45↑, 441↓)
Not So Fap Worthy Who cares if something is safe for work or not? All anybody is really bothered about is how fap worthy something is. It is widely accepted that this definition has been officially changed.

"These pictures of Britney Spears (circa anytime after 2000) are NSFW"

Author: King Abdullah of England http://nsfw.urbanup.com/1761488
21. (NSFW) (34↑, 430↓)
No Sense Fucking With

That mumbo jumbo of a mess you created on that computer makes it NSFW.

Author: Mojo Mojowitz http://nsfw.urbanup.com/1457537
22. (NSFW) (65↑, 463↓)
The propare way is "NWS" (not work safe) but someone that is stupid decieded to start saying NSFW.

www.tubgirl.com is nws but im gay and use NSFW because I post blogs on www.myspace.com.

Author: combat christ http://nsfw.urbanup.com/1457736
23. (nsfw) (44↑, 469↓)
Not So Fucking Worthy Similar in definition to Not Safe For Work, this definition defines a photo as not being worth the risk of getting fired from your job.

That naked photo of Tara Reid was NSFW.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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